Sunday, 20 May 2007

Why Eve was created

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

And the #1 reason why God created Eve...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"

enssooii :))

70 comments:

Jeevan said...

good one sree!

Adiya said...

என்னாங்க நம்ம கொல்லு adam தாதாவ இப்படி tease pannuringa. mmm

eve பாட்டி tension அவ போராங்க

:) :)

thoughts of a blank mind said...

any reasons why adam was made??

balar said...

Good one Sree..:))

Sree's Views said...

JEEVAN

Hello Jeevs..
Thank u very much...
Have a great week :)


******************

ADIYA

Namba Kollu Thatha Adam ukkum
Kollu paati Eve vukkum eppomey
oru love hate relationship :P

Onnum kandukka maataanga :))

Have a great week :)

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TOBM

Hey Arora...
any reasons why adam was made ??

There could be just one...
God's experiment with putting His
creatvity to work.....
completely back-fired :P :))


*************
BALAR

Hey Bala...
How are u ?
I am happy u enjoyed the joked :)
Have a great week , Bala :)

***********************

tulipspeaks said...

adengappa!

:))))


ammu.

Sree's Views said...

Hey Ammu..
enna naan sonnadhu saridhaaney :P

Thiru said...

ha ha good one...

//1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"//

After creating Eve also God wondered he could do even better than that, but Eve ordered "Don't even think of it, I will kill you!"

then the poor God realized, with the creation of Adam atleast his life was not under threat.

lol...

Pegasus said...

nice one :))

i was wondering if the entire mankind was born out of adam and eve... then why do feel incest is gross... and unnatural?

Pegasus said...

@sree..
what happened to your 401K plan of matching each reader's comment with a author's comment.

Sree's Views said...

THIRU
Hi Thiru....

Atleast God wld have felt comfortable with a feeling that he created a creature not afraid
to speak up or fight and one full of guts :)
Adam was a meek spectator :P
A weekling :P :))

and then He wld have said "yes now take care of that piece of poor work of mine" ;-)

rotfl....

Sree's Views said...

Hi Pegasus....
//@sree..
what happened to your 401K plan of matching each reader's comment with a author's comment.
//
There is a min amt the employee shd deposit to avail 401K.
Same here :P

Sree's Views said...

Hey Pegasus...
forget that ....
what is ur opinion abt girls marrying one's maternal uncle ?

Prerna said...

If God had created Eve first, Adam wasn't even needed.Thanks Sree for this post from all the female bloggers. We were bored of reading posts which made fun of women.

Sree's Views said...

Hello Prerna...
How have u been ?
//If God had created Eve first,
Adam wasn't even needed//
Very true :) and the world wld be
a lovely and more colorful place :)

//We were bored of reading posts
which made fun of women. //
yeah yeah..esp the ones that are
written to cover up their flaws :))

thanks Prerna !

kamal anjelo said...

Lol!the last one (the no :1)is nice...

Sowmya said...

Ha..ha..appdi podunga aruvala...

Sree..engeyo poiteenga...haha

Ashok - Chillpilgrim said...

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

Reply: Only after creating Eve, did God realize that Adams were better off lost than being stuck with Eves all the time. After all Adams were made for adventure than being stuck in a hut with some dumb eve.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
Reply : If eves weren't around, there's no need for a remote. Just turn the TV on and no changing channels or switching it OFF.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
Reply : Adams dont need a fig leaf. We could just roam around without one. Eve's can't manage without a fig leaf so they thrust that difficulty on Adams too.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
Reply: Adams only go to a doctor, dentist or hair stylist because an Eve is present. Otherwise Adams don't need a Doctor( heart diseases, heart ache etc), Dentists( if adams ate raw food, there teeth would have been more healthy than eating some dumb cooked food) or hairstylists( growing hair is the fashion you know).

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
Reply : Eves make garbage(shampoo containers, cooking rubbish, used cosmetics and chocolate wrappers, ice cream wrappers......) and ask Adams to clear it? Not fair.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
Reply: God probably knew there has to be someone to do the theatrics cuz if men were to populate the world, it would just be like going to loo and coming back with a kid, no unnecessary bribes(chocolates, health and pregnany drinks,understanding men to hold hands with them all the time, putting up with Eve's temper tamtrums), pre-childbirth syndromes, post childbirth syndrome and all that crap

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
Reply : A garden only happened because of Eves. Otherwise Adams would freely be roaming the earth. Everything is his.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
Reply: God took pity on the snake, so He created Eve.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
Reply: As the Bible also says " Women are the root cause of all eveil"

And the #1 reason why God created Eve...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
Reply: After creating Eve He never came back to Earth, cuz he felt sooo guilt ridden trying to overdo perfection and creating Eve( avalukku minjinaal amudhamum nanju), He couldn't face Mankind again.

He he he - This might seem a bit heartless but this cruelty to Menkind must stop so I had to retaliate. Hell Yeah - We are MEN and we still ROCK.

-Ashok
Chief Executive OPicer
Varutha Padaa Vaalibar Sangam
Chief OPERATING OPICER
Kanneer Sindhaa Valibar Sangam

Thiru said...

hey sree,

Humanity felt more powerful after creating nukes, only to regret later on and to live with fear.
God commented on this
"don't worry buddies, I have done far more terrible blunder long back by creating eve,
nukes are just trivial mistakes".

botfl... (b for bouncing - my invention!)

Voracious Blog Reader said...

Ha ha ha ha,

Shree, kalakittel pongo.

Am sure you have read this too:

Eve was a perfect piece created by God.Adam was created from Eve's body parts (Limb or which body part?).

What did God tell Eve after creating her?

Answer: Make Adam believe that he was created first.

Lol.

Voracious Blog Reader

P.S: Neenga Belgium poitu vandhadha naala, ongalukku kamarkat-ukku badhila belgium waffels tharen. Saapdungo. :)

Pegasus said...

//There is a min amt the employee shd deposit to avail 401K.
Same here :P//
that limit being?

//what is ur opinion abt girls marrying one's maternal uncle ?//
its a borderline incest crime committed by those lazy people who believe inheritance and not hard/smart work is the key to financial success.

thoughts of a blank mind said...

"//If God had created Eve first,
Adam wasn't even needed//
Very true :) and the world wld be
a lovely and more colorful place :)"

Now thats funny!! what would eve do if she was alone on this planet?? And to think of human reproduction process, there wouldn't be any world to call so!!

Sree's Views said...

ASHOK

Hey Ashok ,

//5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
Reply: God probably knew there has to be someone to do the theatrics cuz if men were to populate the world, it would just be like going to loo and coming back with a kid, no unnecessary bribes(chocolates, health and pregnany drinks,understanding men to hold hands with them all the time, putting up with Eve's temper tamtrums), pre-childbirth syndromes, post childbirth syndrome and all that crap//

Yes , I agree....

If Men Got Pregnant

Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.

Women would rule the world.

See...Now u understand why
'Men' shd be spelt 'MEAN' :P

Sree's Views said...

KAMAL ANJELO

Hey Kamal....
Long time....no see u here :)

hey..do u do a sketch of a man..
and then say..
"I can do better !" and then
do all those wonderful
sketches of women u post here ? ;-)

Just kidding :P
thanks , Kamal :)

Sree's Views said...

SOWMYA

Hey Soms...
How are u ?

Thanks for saying that...
Nalla venum... :P
Ponnungala pathi enna enna
jokes podaraangappa !
Neengalum oru vaaru vaarunga ;-)

Sree's Views said...

THIRU

Hey Thiru....

//God commented on this
"don't worry buddies, I have done far more terrible blunder long back by creating eve, //

and u convieniently left this out.....

"creating Eve so innocent.....
I made Eve so beautiful it takes one's breath away...
I made Eve so gentle and her very touch is so wonderful one's heart almost stops...
I made her so intellegent that she could single handedly take care of Earth....
But I am ashamed my son......even before I made
a perfect man for her....u come along and spoilt my plans.....
I did a terrible mistake in creating Eve so innocent
:(( "
And He never had a good nights sleep again :(

botfl aa? ( Tigger from 100 acre woods ? ;) )
tsotfs....sitting on the floor sulking :P
't' is for u to guess :))

Sree's Views said...

ENGA PARTNER :p

Hello Kootaaleee :)

Epdee irkkel ?
Computer vandhadha ?

Unga joke soooberbaaa :P
Naan onnu sollaren , Kelungo

A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth. *POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!

epdee :))

//P.S: Neenga Belgium poitu vandhadha naala, ongalukku kamarkat-ukku badhila belgium waffels tharen. Saapdungo. :) //

I like waffles with warm maple syrup...
adhukkum erpaadu pannidungo :P

Sari..ivalo sollareley...neenga poirindhella
Belgiumkku ?

Sree's Views said...

PEGASUS

//shd deposit to avail 401K.
Same here :P//
that limit being?

There is no upper limit , P.
There shd be a minimum of atleast 2 comments from a reader , for me to match each one with a comment of my own ;-)


//what is ur opinion abt girls marrying one's maternal uncle ?//
its a borderline incest crime committed by those lazy people who believe inheritance and not hard/smart work is the key to financial success. #

The words of a man who has no pretty , smart,
intelligent niece of the right age :P Sour grapes :P
What with no mother-in-law , daughter-in-law
quarels and all living as one big happy family :P

Ok Ok... :)
I agree with u :P
Its something I can never understand....
In what way is a maternal uncle diff from a
paternal one....for heaven's sake they are all
my own blood ..
I think its more to do with convienience than
inheritance.

Sree's Views said...

TOBM
Hello Arora...

//Now thats funny!! what would eve do if she was alone on this planet?? //
Oh..lots and lots....and all exciting ones :P
It would be a world with no complaints or criticisms...a true free world :P

//And to think of human reproduction process, there wouldn't be any world to call so!! //

Have'nt you heard of ' Asexual reproduction ' ?
Hydras , Sponges , Starfishes all reproduce asexually....
Eve would have developed the same traits :P

and the best part is this....
the offsprings are clones of the single parent...
and imagine a world full of such wonderful gentle women :))

but on second thgts...I think we need men :(
who else wld do the lawn mowing and the car washing :))

Pegasus said...

//The words of a man who has no pretty , smart,
intelligent niece of the right age :P Sour grapes :P
What with no mother-in-law , daughter-in-law
quarels and all living as one big happy family :P//

now i know who is your latest crush ;)

//In what way is a maternal uncle diff from a
paternal one....//
a rich family had a boy and a girl... when the girl was married through dowry/inheritance half the property went with her to outside the family. now if the guy marries his sister's daughter he can recover back most of the lost inheritance.
this case unfortunately is not that strong with a paternal uncle.. plus in a joint family.. no father wants his brother to screw up his family.

//I think its more to do with convienience than
inheritance.//
find me a case where substantial dowry/inheritance was not involved and i will believe u.

btw most guys prefer younger girls as their bride.. plus the young niece is the closest he can get to having his own sister.

Sree's Views said...

PEGASUS

hey P..

//now i know who is your latest crush ;)//

You do ? Are'nt u happy for me ;-)
Are u to going to throw us a party :P


#//In what way is a maternal uncle diff from a
paternal one....//
a rich family had a boy and a girl... when the girl was married through dowry/inheritance half the property went with her to outside the family. now if the guy marries his sister's daughter he can recover back most of the lost inheritance.
this case unfortunately is not that strong with a paternal uncle.. #

As bet paternal and maternal uncles its again the male dominance
that plays it part...since we take the surname of the father
we become a diff family from our mother's parental family.
And since the surnames and Gothras are diff , they are considered
diff families though they have common ancestors.

As u said there are some families with joint business where
marrying the niece gives the Uncle's family a better control .

//I think its more to do with convienience than
inheritance.//
find me a case where substantial dowry/inheritance
was not involved //

85% of the maids are married to their maternal Uncles...
all bcos their parents cant afford a dowry and the maternal
grandparents are helping out their daughter by doing this.
No age consideration , no aptitude...no compatibility is considered here....just convienience :(

//and i will believe u. //
do u ?

//btw most guys prefer younger girls as their bride//

I bet :P

the mundane ones want everything custom made :P

//.. plus the young niece is the closest he can get to
having his own sister. //

now wait a minute...the guy wants a bride or a sister ?

Pegasus said...

//Are u to going to throw us a party :P//
wow.. rn't u supposed to throw one?

//As bet paternal and maternal uncles its again the male dominance
that plays it part...since we take the surname of the father
we become a diff family from our mother's parental family.
And since the surnames and Gothras are diff , they are considered
diff families though they have common ancestors.//
i still believe these marriages are not out of love but for money.

//As u said there are some families with joint business where
marrying the niece gives the Uncle's family a better control .//
wow.. so HUF promotes incest :))

//85% of the maids are married to their maternal Uncles...//
whats the source of this 85% claim?

//all bcos their parents cant afford a dowry and the maternal
grandparents are helping out their daughter by doing this.//
now isn't it the same thing.

//No age consideration , no aptitude...no compatibility is considered here....just convienience :(//
you forgot the fag end of my last comment.... the guy has some serious crush.

#//and i will believe u. //
do u ?#
i have as much faith in a lawyer as I have in the promptness of Indian Judiciary.

#//btw most guys prefer younger girls as their bride//
I bet :P#
You should go and study the indian demography to get statistical proof of it.

//the mundane ones want everything custom made :P//
a custom made lady... it will take her 18 years to become marriageable. i think i would settle for *buying* a bimbo and brainwashing her.

//now wait a minute...the guy wants a bride or a sister ?//
its either the money or it is the fetish of sleeping with the sister... u pick...

Sree's Views said...

KOOTAAALEEE


//Sari..ivalo sollareley...neenga poirindhella
Belgiumkku ? //
ennamo , this does'nt sound ok..
what I meant is...ivvalo vishayam therinju vechirukeley..neengalum ponella ?
:))

Sree's Views said...

PEGASUS

//Are u to going to throw us a party :P//
wow.. rn't u supposed to throw one?#
u invented it.....u throw a nice salsa party and introduce us :)

//i still believe these marriages are not out of love but for money.//
Money is secondary....practicality is primary...
who ever brought the topic of Love here ?

//As u said there are some families with joint business where
marrying the niece gives the Uncle's family a better control .//
wow.. so HUF promotes incest :))
Ya..for various reasons...but only u call it incest...
they dont .

//85% of the maids are married to their maternal Uncles...//
whats the source of this 85% claim?
well..out of 10 maids we employed (and fired at intervals)
8 were married to their maternal uncles and one was a divorced from him :P

//all bcos their parents cant afford a dowry and the maternal
grandparents are helping out their daughter by doing this.//
now isn't it the same thing.//
where is the lure of money here ?

//No age consideration , no aptitude...no compatibility is considered here....just convienience :(//
you forgot the fag end of my last comment.... the guy has some serious crush.//
On his niece ? U want to romanticise this ?
Please..the guy looks like a fattened calf to me.
There are instances where the guy cannot get his real love as he has a commitment to the family .

#//and i will believe u. //
do u ?#
i have as much faith in a lawyer as I have in the promptness of Indian Judiciary.#
suit urself .

#//btw most guys prefer younger girls as their bride//
I bet :P#
You should go and study the indian demography to get statistical proof of it.//
I said , I agree :P

//the mundane ones want everything custom made :P//
a custom made lady... it will take her 18 years to become marriageable.//
why...16 to 18 is an impressionable age...I think it wld work out fine :)

//i think i would settle for *buying* a bimbo and brainwashing her.//
sure, P ! Atleast here u know u r getting what u want :) It never hurts to boost one's ego :P


//now wait a minute...the guy wants a bride or a sister ?//
its either the money or it is the fetish of sleeping with the sister... u pick... #

u did'nt answer my kosten ..

anyways....
I cant pick either ..
I puke at the latter .

Thiru said...

//"creating Eve so innocent.....
I made Eve so beautiful it takes one's breath away...
I made Eve so gentle and her very touch is so wonderful one's heart almost stops...
I made her so intellegent that she could single handedly take care of Earth...." //

and u conveniently left this out
God continued...
"I made eve so delusional, so that she can believe whatever she longs for..."

lllll.... (just llls)

Pegasus said...
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Sree's Views said...

Pegasus

//u invented it.....u throw a nice salsa party and introduce us :)//
and how would i feel after seeing u 2 dance passionately in front of me?//

Happy ? Elated ? in seventh heaven ?
content ? exhuberant ?
afterall it must give immense satisfaction to see that ur efforts have paid off :)
Actually u can get ur partner and get to the dance floor and celebrate the occation :)

//Money is secondary....practicality is primary...
who ever brought the topic of Love here ?//
why even bother to marry if there is no love involved?

some are made in heaven and some are made heaven :)

#//wow.. so HUF promotes incest :))//
Ya..for various reasons...but only u call it incest...
they dont .#
indians are so much obsessed with pure blood and caste.. that they prefer incest.//
well..that is not what u call it is...
I wld say it is in-breeding.

//well..out of 10 maids we employed //
i can only imagine how big ur estate is going to be.//
I told..10 not at the same time...
but when I have my estate 10 is nowhere near the number I want.


saving on money/dowry is same as not shelling one. btw in north the maternal uncle has to pitch in for the dowry.//
atleast there is no greed here....just helping a needy sister and a daughter .

//On his niece ? U want to romanticise this ?//
actually it is to make u puke.//
You try that when u r out of airsickness bags ? :))


ya a guys life is tough.. on each and every step he needs to make sacrifices for the betterment of the family :p//

".....and she rescues him right back.." ;-)
sounds familiar ?

#i have as much faith in a lawyer as I have in the promptness of Indian Judiciary.#
suit urself .#
u wear the suit and that white thing in the neck... (don't know what it is called) i am better of with in my sneakers....//
I was talking abt what u shd tell ur undertaker :))
suit and sneakers ? well...can never ignore wishes !!

btw..those are not suits..what we wear are coats,
gowns and collars :)


why...16 to 18 is an impressionable age...I think it wld work out fine :)//
and u intend to starve my carnal desires for 16 years????//

and u intend to literally baby-snatch ?
C'mon, even for ur standards , its highly unreasonable . :))


:) It never hurts to boost one's ego :P//
boost is the secret of my energy.//
I thgt it was 'Bimbos' .

//u did'nt answer my kosten ..//
which one?//
forget it...( I think I did :( )

//I puke at the latter .//
sorry we r out of airsickness bags. //
How sad , P !!!
Its a consolation that u stewards are trained to
clean up :P :))

Pegasus said...

//Happy? Elated? in seventh heaven ? content? exhuberant ?
//
maybe after a lot of dope.

//some are made in heaven and some are made heaven :)//
ya but marriage should be no compromise :(

//I wld say it is in-breeding.//
same thing... u basically weaken the gene pool.

//but when I have my estate 10 is nowhere near the number I want.//
how many do u want?

//atleast there is no greed here....just helping a needy sister and a daughter .//
or taking advantage of them.

//You try that when u r out of airsickness bags ? :))//
obviously u r there to clean.... remember u recently stoned me and put gas marks on me.

//".....and she rescues him right back.." ;-)
sounds familiar ?//
aaha dialogues from my fav movie.

//I was talking abt what u shd tell ur undertaker :))//
no one in my family has ever visited any... neither shall i.

//btw..those are not suits..what we wear are coats,
gowns and collars :)//
wow so u guys wear coats in the hot weather of Chennai... good luck. i am off to a beach.

//and u intend to literally baby-snatch ?//
at that age... i would prefer a firm athletic body to a sagging one... everybody needs a change.

//C'mon, even for ur standards , its highly unreasonable . :))//
oh then u hardly know me.

#//boost is the secret of my energy.//
I thgt it was 'Bimbos' .#
i am bored with them.. need some more variety.

//Its a consolation that u stewards are trained to
clean up :P :))//
stop wasting time. go to the janitor's closet and pick the mop.

Thaamarai said...

Hi Sree
I loved the last one :-). Good punch!

Sree's Views said...

PEGASUS

//Happy? Elated? in seventh heaven ? content? exhuberant ?
//
maybe after a lot of dope.//

why why why...
what happened to celebrations after a project completed ?
what abt 'job satisfaction' ?

//some are made in heaven and some are made heaven :)//
ya but marriage should be no compromise :(//

I thgt "All is fair in love and war" :P

//I wld say it is in-breeding.//
same thing... u basically weaken the gene pool.//

as u said looks like it needs some 'Chlorine' :)

//but when I have my estate 10 is nowhere near the number I want.//
how many do u want?//

actually its more to do with quality than quantity...
Lemme see ....depends on the Estate I get :)

//atleast there is no greed here....just helping a needy sister
and a daughter .//
or taking advantage of them.//

u mean the guy is happy getting into this ?
I told u..if there is anyone pitiable its the guy :P

//You try that when u r out of airsickness bags ? :))//
obviously u r there to clean.... //

oh...its my work ?
I convieniently pass out after I am done with it :P lol

remember u recently stoned me and put gas marks on me.//

gas masks.....and all the while u were thinking its oxygen :P

//".....and she rescues him right back.." ;-)
sounds familiar ?//
aaha dialogues from my fav movie.//

yes :) that is what the niece tells her uncle after all his sacrifice :)


//btw..those are not suits..what we wear are coats,
gowns and collars :)//

wow so u guys wear coats in the hot weather of Chennai...//
in summer the coats and gown have been exempted..
only bands are reqd.

good luck. i am off to a beach.//
go ahead...there is a Tsunami coming :P


//and u intend to literally baby-snatch ?//
at that age... i would prefer a firm athletic body to a sagging one...
everybody needs a change.//
whatever...

//C'mon, even for ur standards , its highly unreasonable . :))//
oh then u hardly know me.//

yes, P :(
Virology has never been one of my strong fortes :P

I thgt it was 'Bimbos' .#
i am bored with them.. need some more variety.//

are u sure? do u think ur ego can take the beating ;-)

well...i was wondering how u prefered 'bimbos'..
as the rule goes opposites shd attract...
now u r on the rt track :))

//stop wasting time. go to the janitor's closet and pick the mop. //

no need...I carry my own weapon :)
this mop wont do justice ;-)

Sree's Views said...

THAAMARAI

Hello Thaamarai ...
Welcome here :)
u liked the last one ?
that's the best too :))

thank you ,Thaamarai
(we have a tulips here..and now a thaamarai :) )

Voracious Blog Reader said...

Hi Shree,

Only after reading your second comment, I thought that one could have understood you otherwise. No problem at all.

Looks like another huge conversation is brewing. Let me check it out.

Voracious Blog Reader

Pegasus said...

//why why why...
what happened to celebrations after a project completed ?
what abt 'job satisfaction' ?//
ya thats why I have arranged for dopes, drinks and girls.

//I thgt "All is fair in love and war" :P//
u r contradicting urself... just now u say there is no love in the marriage... lady if u do that in court. the opposition will finish u off.

//as u said looks like it needs some 'Chlorine' :)//
yups :) i wonder when there will be a school shootout in India?

//actually its more to do with quality than quantity...
Lemme see ....depends on the Estate I get :)//
u have a knack for evasive tactics.

//u mean the guy is happy getting into this ?
I told u..if there is anyone pitiable its the guy :P//
and i told u.. the guys biggest fantasy is coming live.

//oh...its my work ?
I convieniently pass out after I am done with it :P lol//
i do not want u drowning... man so i will have to roll u over and clear ur nasal passage :(

//gas masks.....and all the while u were thinking its oxygen :P//
u eat all the mustards and spices for dinner and throw up all over the space... why do u think i have put on my gas masks?

//yes :) that is what the niece tells her uncle after all his sacrifice :)//
oh really... i thought she would say.... uncle uncle.... u know my father and u were born in the same year.

//in summer the coats and gown have been exempted..
only bands are reqd.//
good other states should also strip the lawyers off their uniform once in a while. and use some chlorine too.

//Virology has never been one of my strong fortes :P//
use Symantec

//are u sure? do u think ur ego can take the beating ;-)//
for a while ya. i can always get back and collect some trophies.

//as the rule goes opposites shd attract...//
: angry : : fuming : i will get u for this.

//no need...I carry my own weapon :)
this mop wont do justice ;-)//
ya ur perfumes will help masking the stench.

Thiru said...

hi sree

hope my last comment didn't offend. I was just pulling your legs all along.
have a nice time...

Sree's Views said...

PEGASUS

//ya thats why I have arranged for dopes, drinks and girls.//
Hey..this party is in my favor....
this is not my style ...so u have to put ur tastes in hold .

//I thgt "All is fair in love and war" :P//
u r contradicting urself...//
this is a diff case....u have deviated from its so much..
that u dont know if ur coming or going :))

//lady if u do that in court. the opposition will finish u off.//
back seat driving from one who cant drive :P

//as u said looks like it needs some 'Chlorine' :)//
yups :) i wonder when there will be a school shootout in India?//
now why this :(

//u have a knack for evasive tactics.//
better than chickening out :P

I told u..if there is anyone pitiable its the guy :P//
and i told u.. the guys biggest fantasy is coming live.//
and I keep saying that I disagree.

//i do not want u drowning... man so i will have to
roll u over and clear ur nasal passage :(//
No...just leave me to die :)
Somehow these quacks give me the creeps :P

why do u think i have put on my gas masks?//
Now u know...even a gas mask...the worst lethal
one cannot keep u from talking :))

//uncle uncle.... u know my father and u were born in the
same year.//
In that case she'd also have to add....' and ur daughter
and I were born in the same year '
age is the only thing that is considered here.

//good other states should also strip the lawyers
off their uniform once in a while. //
All courts in India do.....well not 'strip' ..'exempt'

and use some chlorine too.//
hey..have u taken an agency for chlorine ?
I see so much promotion done here :P

//Virology has never been one of my strong fortes :P//
use Symantec //
naaa...this one is deadlier .
how abt Lysol ?

//are u sure? do u think ur ego can take the beating ;-)//
for a while ya. i can always get back and collect some trophies.//
Just be sure u dont get a complex permenantly :P

//as the rule goes opposites shd attract...//
: angry : : fuming : i will get u for this.//
ha ha ha....brave words :))

//ya ur perfumes will help masking the stench. //
I think I shd get rid of the skunk first :P

Sree's Views said...

ENGA PARTNER :)

Hey V.....Kootaaleee :)
No problem at all.//
dankq dankq :)

Looks like another huge conversation is brewing.
Let me check it out.//
Yes...and tell us whose side u r in :P
(hee hee I know..u'd always be with me :) )

Never told me if ur PC is ok .
Wafflesum maples syrupum..ahaaaa :)

Sree's Views said...

THIRU

Hi Thiru,
How are u ?

hope my last comment didn't offend.
I was just pulling your legs all along. //

abosolutely no problem.....
humor is always welcome :)
its all in the game .

Have a great day :)

Pegasus said...
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Sree's Views said...

Pegasus

//so whats ur style... pink pink and pink//
nopes....white , gold and lavender :)
Candles in the same shades and only mocktails served :)

//i am going for the kill.... all these deviations are to confuse the prey.//
In the process u r in a maze :P

//back seat driving from one who cant drive :P//
thats one thing i learned from my mom :) on the scooter, she used to use my shoulder as a steering wheel.//
:))
oh she must be something to do it
in a 2-wheeler :))

#//yups :) i wonder when there will be a school shootout in India?//
now why this :(#
u r in school right?//
u think they send bullets by mail ?
:))

#//u have a knack for evasive tactics.//
better than chickening out :P#
whats the difference... its 2 ways of saying the same thing.//
well...one is sugar coated.

//and I keep saying that I disagree.#
ask any of ur maid's hubby if they love their sisters... u will get the answer.//
I still believe the majority men are not that wierd .

Somehow these quacks give me the creeps :P#
clearly u have never sober in a drunker revelry.//
does'nt look like its written by a sober person..even if the typos are ignored .

#//uncle uncle.... u know my father and u were born in the
same year.//
In that case she'd also have to add....' and ur daughter
and I were born in the same year '
age is the only thing that is considered here.#
and as he would be undressing her... she would have meekly whispered... i am like ur daughter.
man i need to change my source of literature.//
yes...u shd.


I see so much promotion done here :P//
i think u were the first person to use it in this page... i only expanded its uses.//
u did'nt miss an oppurtunity to do so.

//use Symantec //
naaa...this one is deadlier .
how abt Lysol ?//
Symantec.. is the company that makes Norton.//
I know.
Lysol is for the egoistic ones :))


//ha ha ha....brave words :))//
have u read the story of 12 labors of Hercules? u r the greek king.//
no...I have'nt .
But I know I am not the king.


//I think I shd get rid of the skunk first :P //
good idea.. i will ask the security to escort u out. //
Please....I want to make sure he disposes u off in a far off place.

balar said...

Sree,

Indhanga nalla pudingo oru 50..

avasarama poganum, aduthu noorukku
varen...:))

Sree's Views said...

Hello Bala...
Vaanga vaanga :)
50 kku oru nandri...
indhaanga indha Murukku pottalatha pudinga...from Grand sweets :)
romba busy pola...take care :)

Pegasus said...

@sree
what r we debating for?
a) both of us agree that this is incest.
b) both feel that it is due to money/dowry
c) it can also be due to an infatuation.

//In the process u r in a maze :P//
the raiders are now the besieged :(

//u think they send bullets by mail ?//
:)) no idea.

//well...one is sugar coated.//
fine so u prefer sugar coated sarcasm?

//I still believe the majority men are not that wierd .//
ya 85% is a hug number.

//does'nt look like its written by a sober person..even if the typos are ignored .//
discard this comment... u need to be there to exp it. :(

//u did'nt miss an oppurtunity to do so.//

//Lysol is for the egoistic ones //
r u celaning ur room or ego?

#//good idea.. i will ask the security to escort u out. //
Please....I want to make sure he disposes u off in a far off place.#
i guess u misread the comment

Voracious Blog Reader said...

Ha ha ha Pangalee,

ROTFL.

Read the wordy duell. Fantastic. You are really born to be a Lawyer. As you said, I am in your side. :)

Hope I had a computer at home. (You know for what reasons right?). Hope this phase doesn't last long.

Take care pa.

Voracious Blog Reader

Pegasus said...

@Voracious Blog Reader
what man... atleast u should have supported me.

sahasra said...

well said!!!!

Sree's Views said...

Pegasus

@sree
what r we debating for?//
u have a quest for knowledge..
and I am generous .

a) both of us agree that this is incest.
b) both feel that it is due to money/dowry//
yes.
c) it can also be due to an infatuation. //
induced.

//well...one is sugar coated.//
fine so u prefer sugar coated sarcasm?
No sugar coated candies..
like gems and smarties :)

//I still believe the majority men are not that wierd .//
ya 85% is a hug number.//
so u like the uncoated variety.

//Lysol is for the egoistic ones //
r u celaning ur room or ego?//
I am using it for marinating the germ.

Sree's Views said...

Voracious Blog Reader
ENGA PARTNER :)

Dear Kootalee ...

ROTFL.//
joining u :))

Read the wordy duell. Fantastic. You are really born to be a Lawyer. //
Whatever u say wld be right.
I cant dispute such wisdom :P

As you said, I am in your side. :)//
oh..u are always on the fair side.
( hee hee ;-) who wants komarkats, kiwis and kozhukattais :P )

Hope I had a computer at home. (You know for what reasons right?). //
yes. we miss u :(
Hope this phase doesn't last long.//
yes....u better get it soon.

Take care pa.
yes..u too :)

Sree's Views said...

SAHASRA

Hello Sahasra..
Welcome here :)
Thank you.
(mee blog chussanu...
chaala bhaagundhi :)
good luck with ur new apt :) )

Just Words said...

After God created Eve , Man never rested .. he is ever since trying to make the Woman happy and for that he only needs to be ….
a friend
a companion
a lover
a brother
a father
a master
a mentor
a chef
an electrician
a carpenter
a plumber
a mechanic
a decorator
a stylist
a sexologist
a gynecologist
a psychologist
a pest exterminator
a psychiatrist
a healer
a good listener
a smooth talker
an organizer
a good father
very clean
sympathetic
athletic
warm
attentive
gallant
intelligent
funny
creative
tender
strong
understanding
tolerant
prudent
ambitious
capable
courageous
determined
true
dependable
passionate
compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

give her compliments regularly
love shopping
be honest
be very rich
not stress her out
not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, THE MAN MUST ALSO:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
give her lots of time, especially time for herself
give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


Is'nt that too much price for getting directions,locate and hand him the remote ,fig leaf .....

Nice to know you are doing good .. Have A Great Day

Sree's Views said...

JW

Hello...
//Is'nt that too much price for getting directions,locate and hand him the remote ,fig leaf ..... //
yes..true :))
Dont pay ;-)

just kidding :P

Nice comment , Pal..
well presented and apt :)
How are u ?

Pegasus said...

//u have a quest for knowledge..//
true

//and I am generous .//
how come i never got a gift from u :(

//No sugar coated candies..
like gems and smarties :)//
what r smarties?

#//I still believe the majority men are not that wierd .//
ya 85% is a huge number.//
so u like the uncoated variety.#
now what is that?

//I am using it for marinating the germ.//
u have weired tastes.

sahasra said...

Thanks for dropping by..
Keep rocking:)

sahasra said...

Meeku telugu kooda vachaa???

Sree's Views said...

PEGASUS

//and I am generous .//
how come i never got a gift from u :(//
ungrateful :(

//No sugar coated candies..
like gems and smarties :)//
what r smarties?//
similar to gems but the texture is better..
multicolored candies from UK.

#//I still believe the majority men are not that wierd .//
ya 85% is a huge number.//
so u like the uncoated variety.#
now what is that?//
uncoated sarcasm :P

//I am using it for marinating the germ.//
u have weired tastes. //
weird germs....must be tortured :)

Sree's Views said...

SAHASRA

Hello Sahasra..
avunu...telugu vochu..
meedhi antha bhaaga undadhu
kaani manage cheyya galanu :)

take care :)
week end plan enti ?

Aboorva said...

Nice post sree:)

Sree's Views said...

hello Aboorva,
Thanks :)

sahasra said...

frnds get-together...maaku long weekend kaani weather baledu....

Sree's Views said...

Hi Sahasra..
endhukku long weekend?
entandi mee oorlo varshama?

sahasra said...

we live in Detroit,USA...Long weekend 'cos of Memorial Day...The forecast says T-storms, but we went for kayaking in the nearby park... we had a blast last week with frnds...