Wednesday, 11 July 2007

What Men Really Mean

Just so apt :))

"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."

"That's women's work."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"

"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

How'z it :P

70 comments:

Voracious Blog Reader said...

Hi Shree,

Haw haw haw.

Irungo, let me laugh out real hard again and then will write my comments.

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Voracious Blog Reader said...

That was sure hilarious.

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Indhaango, ungalukku: Arachivitta sambhar and potato-onion curry.

Sree's Views said...

Hey hey Kootaaleee..
am sooo happy to see you :)
nanna vaarivittutomla ;)

ahaaa..
arachi vitta sambharaaa....
oooohhhh yum yum :)
and potato onion curry...
apadiye beans poriyalum koduthudungo :)
I love it :)

Voracious Blog Reader said...

Hi,

// nanna vaarivittutomla ;) //

Hee hee. Yes yes. Ippo yellarum vandhu, yenga meesai-la mann ottala-nu solluva paarungo.

Dho, indhango: Beans curry garnated with grated coconut. :)


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M O H A N said...

Sree,
Am waiting for the what she meant type of post! :-)

cheers
mohan!

nitin said...

Bang on target..bang bang bang..pow..ahh..

So true and so funny..am laughing like hell,bcos i can seriously relate to them...

hahaha cool stuff!

தூயா said...

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Jeevan said...

Congrats Sree:)

sree said...

MOHAN

Hello Mohan

Welcome here :)

oh, u want 'what she means' post ?
Its simple pal...

Look at these..

How was ur day ?
means..'oh u look so tired ,how abt some coffee ?'

How are u placed this weekend ?
means...'u work so hard...u need to put up ur feet and relax!'

See, they are such gentle souls !

;)

sree said...

NITIN

Hi Nitin :)

Welcome here :)

So true and so funny..am laughing like hell,bcos i can seriously relate to them... //
really ?
So u r guilty as charged ;) :))

See yaa , Nitin !

sree said...

THOOYA

Hi Thooya..
How are u ?
Its been a long time since u came here. been busy lately ?

I visited ur blog..that was a very touching post :(

thanks , Thooya !
see yaa :)

sree said...

JEEVAN

Hi Jeevs....
Very happy to see ur comment.
Yet to check ur blog for your latest post.
I hope u have done the tag post :)
See u at ur blog , Jeevs :)

sree said...

Hi,
ENGA KOOTAALEEE :)

Partner !!


Hee hee. Yes yes. Ippo yellarum vandhu, yenga meesai-la mann ottala-nu solluva paarungo. //
ennadhu otthukaraa ????
Kulir vittu poidthu, Pangalee :(

Dho, indhango: Beans curry garnated with grated coconut. :)//
ayyyooo...en samathu partner..Just the way I love it :)

Dank Q Dank Q :)

enga kootaleenna kootalidhaan :)

Voracious Blog Reader said...

//

Hee hee. Yes yes. Ippo yellarum vandhu, yenga meesai-la mann ottala-nu solluva paarungo. //
ennadhu otthukaraa ????
Kulir vittu poidthu, Pangalee :(

//

Don't get it. Explain please.

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Voracious Blog Reader said...

Hey July Star,

Congrats !

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sree said...

JEEVAN

Hey Jeevs...
I did'nt understand why u were congratulaing me..I thgt u liked this post so much that u were doing it :)) silly me !

Thanks for reminding Thooya and thanks for ur wishes :)

see yaa Jeevs :)

sree said...

ENGA PARTNER

Hey pangalee...

Hee hee. Yes yes. Ippo yellarum vandhu, yenga meesai-la mann ottala-nu solluva paarungo. //
ennadhu otthukaraa ????
Kulir vittu poidthu, Pangalee :( #

hey Nitin was accepting that every fact given in the post is true and he can relate to it. I was refering to that as
"enadhu otthukaraaa"

and ofcourse "avaalukku kulir vittu poidudhu " ;)
enna clearaa sonnenaa ?
Illaina sollungo :P

Hey July Star,

Congrats !//
hey...I did'nt know that until u spelt it out for me.
Thanks , V :)

purinjudhaannu sollungo :P

Siva Jayaraman said...

good one... enjoyed reading it... not sure if you saw the film unnale unnale recently but a few of them were like what women say and what it means ..

whoever said.. men or women.. and what it means is really matters and hardly who said it.. ;)

amitscorpio said...

you got it so right!!!

Kokonad said...

HEY! Not fair! :P

Ankur said...

good one

joy said...

grt job deciphering sree....now i can understand everyword he says...i think

R.Prabhu said...

Nice funny post Sree!! Good one!!!

Voracious Blog Reader said...

//
hey...I did'nt know that until u spelt it out for me.
Thanks , V :)
//

Anytime. Partners-kulla yenna Thanks-laam. :)

//
purinjudhaannu sollungo :P
//

Besh-a. :) Tnx.

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Curious said...

Finally...a reverse version to the bad one made by men!! :P

Right on sree! :D

nitin said...

hii sree :-)

I agree to most of the allegations posted by the prosecution..but not completely.

There is little scope for BLACK or WHITE while accepting every thing you say.

Some are so true some can be true and others are good jokes..

cool post sree..

Sree's Views said...

SIVA JAYARAMAN

Hi Siva Jayaraman

Welcome here :)

good one... enjoyed reading it... //
thank you :)

not sure if you saw the film unnale unnale //
:) not seen the movie but I think u r right in saying that women also say something but mean something.
Its like they want the other person to understand without telling expressly :)

means is really matters and hardly who said it.. ;) //
yeah..and sometimes we have to read to read between the lines ;)

See yaa, Siva :)

Sree's Views said...

AMIT

Hey Amit,
I am happy u agree :)

Sree's Views said...

KOKONAD

Hello Kokonad...

Welcome here :)
I have read a lot of ur comments !
good ones :)

not fair ?
c'mon , u know its true ;)
just kidding !

Thanks , Kokonad :)

Sree's Views said...

ANKUR

Thank u , Ankur

Sree's Views said...

JOY

Hello Joy

Welcome here :)

grt job deciphering sree....now i can understand everyword he says...i think //
wow...I am so thrilled :)

hey Joy lets make a list of things we say but what we really mean
like
"no I can manage this luggage"
which actually means..
"how can u even think so...it weighs a tonne"
what say u ?

thanks , Joy :)

Sree's Views said...

R.PRABHU

Hello Prabhu..
How are u ?

Thank u , Prabhu..
Its been a long time since I saw ur comment here :)
hope everything is fine with u :)
see u at ur blog :)

Adiya said...

pavam pasainga ellam..
naaninga ellam appadi illainga..

Jeevan said...

ha hahaha... It wa good sree!

Sree's Views said...

ENGA PARTNER :)

Hey Kootaaleee..

Anytime. Partners-kulla yenna Thanks-laam. :)//
ogay ogay :)

purinjudhaannu sollungo :P
//
Besh-a. :) Tnx.//
good :)

So epadee irukkel ?
innaiki enna menu ;)

Sree's Views said...

CURIOUS

Hey Curious...
How are u ?

Finally...a reverse version to the bad one made by men!! :P
Right on sree! :D //

yes yes yes...
there is a limit to everything :P ;)

thanks , pal :)

Voracious Blog Reader said...

Am fine Shree. Tnx.

How are you?

The countdown begins. You know for what right?

Menu: Veg Wheat noodles (Spring onions, Carrot, Tomato)

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Sree's Views said...

ADIYA

Hey Adiyaa....
Vaango Vaango :)
How are u ?
Looks like u r busy these days :)

naaninga ellam appadi illainga.. //
ungala pathi enakku theriyaadhaa !
Neenga samathu :)

Appuram tag post poteengala?

thanks Adiya :)

Sree's Views said...

PARTNER

Hey V.....
I am doing fine , V :)
yes , looking forward to the finale :)

Menu: Veg Wheat noodles (Spring onions, Carrot, Tomato) //
no no..not for me :(
give me thayir saadam and pototo curry anyday :)

Missing u kootaalee :(

prerna said...

A breath of fresh air, after reading woman bashing all the time. You are bang on target. I was waiting for a post like this and was expecting it from your blog.Thanks a lot.

Sree's Views said...

JEEVAN

Hey Jeeeevss :)
Liked it ?
thanks u Jeevs :)
I was missing ur comments here for quite some time now :)
I am glad u r back :)

see yaa Jeevs...take care :)

Sree's Views said...

PRERNA

Hello Prerna....
Thanks a bunch :)

Actually u put the idea in my mind :)

Yeah..it feels really great to give it back after reading so many 'woman bashing' jokes :)
I am happy u enjoyed it .

see yaa , Prerna :)

Sree's Views said...

NITIN


Hello Nitin :)

I agree to most of the allegations posted by the prosecution..but not completely.//
ok ok...sentence reduced ;)

There is little scope for BLACK or WHITE while accepting every thing you say.//
ahaaa...I see 1000s of shades of GREY :)

Some are so true some can be true and others are good jokes.. //
Ofcourse :)
Whether they are true or not , its all in good cheer :)

Thanks , Nitin :)
see yaa :)

Voracious Blog Reader said...

Hee hee. Okay.

//
yes , looking forward to the finale :)
//

Tnx.

//
give me thayir saadam and pototo curry anyday :)
//

Thayir saadham. woooow. Super.
I made potato curry yesterday. :)

//
Missing u kootaalee :(
//

:) coming soon.

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Sree's Views said...

PARTNER

Hey V,

:) coming soon.//
'sivaji' maari orey edhirpaarpu :)

Voracious Blog Reader said...

Hi Gummi-partner,

//
'sivaji' maari orey edhirpaarpu :)
//

:)

Hee hee. Hope it doesn't turn out to be bad like "Sivaji". Hee Hee.

Take care Partner.

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Sree's Views said...

PARTNER

Hello V

andha maari aagidumaa enna ?
Namba sendha anga Jack-pot dhaaney ;)
Gummida maatom :P

yaa yaa...u too :)

Sowmya said...

\\"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."//

haha...sree Appdi podu aruvala..! I love this post.

A huge hug....:)

prabukarthik said...

:))

motathilee yaaru (payyan+ponnu) solradhayum namba koodadhu!

R.Prabhu said...

Am doing fine Sree, but a bit busy these days!! Anyways take a look at this nice post about Jupiter

Sree's Views said...

SOWMYA

Hey Dear Sowms...
How are u ?
I read ur post on 'happiness'.
good one ,pa :)

haha...sree Appdi podu aruvala..! I love this post.//
ahaa...thanks thanks :)
Neengalum unga pangukku rendu gummu gummunga ;)
chumma vittuduvomaa ;)

A huge hug....:) //
thanks Sowms...just what I need :)

see yaa , Sowms :)

Sree's Views said...

PRABUKARTHIK

Hello Karthi...
Modhalla "enna thavam seidhamai.." ;)
Neenga vandhadhadhaan sollaren :)

motathilee yaaru (payyan+ponnu) solradhayum namba koodadhu! //
epporul yaar yaar vaiketpinum
appural meiporul kanbhadharivu :)

epdee :)

Thanks , Karthi :)

Sree's Views said...

r.prabhu

Hello Prabhu

Glad to know u r doing fine :)
ya..I read the post about
"dhakshinamoorthy" by Thiru.
Its a good one and I want to read it again before commenting.
Thanks for taking the time , Prabhu :)

see yaa :)

tulipspeaks said...

thanks for the enlightenment! ;)


ammu.

Chill said...

Intha Iththu pona mail forwards ai vechchi ethanai naal ottuveenga? Pudhusaa ethaavathu ezhuthunga shree... Come on Shree... Giddy Up... Hahaha :)

Thiru said...

hoooiii sri

so you are proving it again that girls can't keep secrets with them! lol

do spare men with few cards to play with!

Sree's Views said...

AMMU

Hello Ammu :)
Long time no see :)

I am happy u got a point or two from this ;)

see yaa , Ammu :)

Sree's Views said...

CHILL

Hello Ashok :)

Intha Iththu pona mail forwards ai vechchi ethanai naal ottuveenga? //
ayaa...'kulavi kothidichi' ,'pooran kadichidhichi'
posts maari idhuvum onnunnu vechikongalen ;)

Pudhusaa ethaavathu ezhuthunga shree... Come on Shree... Giddy Up... Hahaha :) //
sure :) thanks for the encouragement :)
btw...also check http://shocking.wordpress.com/

Sree's Views said...

THIRU

Hey Thiru
so you are proving it again that girls can't keep secrets with them! lol //
Oh....its not fair to keep info that wld be useful to others a secret.
u shd accept that we are 'selective' in revealing secrets :P

do spare men with few cards to play with! //

now my hands are tied :(
when do I post the rest of this list :(

helloo...why are u not replying to comments in ur blog ?

Thiru said...

hoi sri

now my hands are tied :(
when do I post the rest of this list :(//
innum vera iruka!

helloo...why are u not replying to comments in ur blog ?//
hoi.. iskool teacher maathiri miratta koodathu...

Sree's Views said...

THIRU

hello Thiru..

innum vera iruka! //
oru blog fulla podalaam..neenga(men) pannara attagasam pathi avalo info irukku :P


hoi.. iskool teacher maathiri miratta koodathu... //
neenga homework sariya panna naanga en miratta porom thambi ?
Pongappa..poyee oru comment pottu irukken..bhadhil podunga :)

Thiru said...

uuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiii...

Anonymous said...

haha...good one!sree
- kamal

Sree's Views said...

THIRU

heyy thiru..nalla parakareengaley :P


KAMAL

Hello kamal..
thank u !
I will nag till u take up the tag ;)

see yaa !

Chill said...

Seri illa sree. Seriye illa

sree said...

CHILL

Hi Ashok :)
Seri illa sree. Seriye illa //
just kidding yaa :)

Neengamaathram en postaa ithupona postunn soneenga :(

anyways thanks for visiting E-nagar :)
and I liked ur post on it :)

priya said...

Missed this post girl.

I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

How true and many really do it for the sake of being away from the scene.

Sree's Views said...

Hey Pria...
How are u, pal ?
Nice to see ur comment !

How true and many really do it for the sake of being away from the scene. //
yes, Pria and they are all experts in stone-walling :)

see yaa :)

Krish Ashok said...

Brilliant. Here's one you left out:

"Hey let's drop by at Best Buy. I need to quickly pick up an adapter"
really means
"Ooh yeah. I want to try out the Xbox, the PS3, the 50 inch TVs, and the surround sound systems for the next 2 hours"

"

Sree's Views said...

Hi KrishAshok
Welcome here :)

"Hey let's drop by at Best Buy. I need to quickly pick up an adapter"//
translates to just one thing..."run for ur life" :))

worse is the guy discussing the details !

I visited ur blog...u have a nice one !

thanks :)