Sunday, 29 April 2007

KIDS QUOTES & PROVERBS

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Unknown kid

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Michael, 14

Never pee on an electric fence.
Robert, 13

Stay away from prunes.
Randy, 9

Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
Emily, 10

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
Taylia, 11

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
Traci, 14

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Andrew, 9

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
Kyoyo, 9

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Armir, 9

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
Kellie, 11

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Naomi, 15

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Lauren, 9

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
Joel, 10

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
Alyesha, 13

Never, ever, try to baptize a cat.
Eileen,9


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First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave
each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come
up with the rest. These are great:

As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... Mess It Up.
Better Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.
Strike While The... Bug Is Close.
It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time.
Never Under Estimate The Power Of... Termites.
You Can Lead A Horse To Water But.. How?
Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.
No News Is... Impossible.
A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.
You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math.
If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning.
Love All, Trust.. Me
The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs.
An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax.
Where There's Smoke, There's... Pollution.
Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents!
A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.
Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers.
Don't Put Off Tomorrow What... You Put On To Go To Bed.
Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And... You Have
To Blow Your Nose.
None Are So Blind As... Helen Keller.
Children Should Be Seen And Not... Spanked Or Grounded.
If At First You Don't Succeed... Get New Batteries.
You Get Out Of Something What You... See Pictured On The Box.
When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.

There Is No Fool Like... Aunt Eddie. :))

32 comments:

Prerna said...

very funny, all of them.

balar said...

Nalla thanae Sree iruntheengae...ippadi thideernu
"Thathuvae methai" agiteengae?? :)))

All are very nice...

:))

Sree's Views said...

ahaa Balaaa...

unga popcorn urandaiya paatha udaney enakku thathuvamaa varudhu ;-)

thanks bala..

adhu sari...idhu enna salmava pathi thathuvama enna ;-)

Sree's Views said...

hello Prerna...
that's a nice name :)
welcome to my blog.
I visited urs and its a very cool one :)
I liked ur latest post and I have a 1001 kostens abt those kinds of issues in my mind .
thanks Prerna :)

Aboorva said...

Eppa thaen bala postikku comment koduthutuvanthaen. Enga Nigalum thathva malla Oru post potrukiggae. Rendu perukum enna achu. Ana errundu postum super

Sree's Views said...

Hi Aboorva..
Namba Bala dhaan appuram pottaar..:P
so naan dhaan firshttt :P
:))
thanks aboora :)

balar said...

@aboorva
Sree than namakku ellam GURU..So eppavumae avangathan first...:))

Sree's Views said...

//Sree than namakku ellam GURU..So eppavumae avangathan first...:))//

Balaaa...
evalo kindal paatheengala ;-)

aana eppomey oruthangala pathi nalladhaavey solluvaar namba Bala :)

sowmya said...

hey sree....where u got these...Nice yar :)

P.S : Ivlo nal enga poneenga..missed u :)

Sree's Views said...

hello Soms..
vaanga vaanga :)
en keyboard kochikittu amma veedu
poidichee :P
adhaan adha thaaja panni kootikittu
vandhu innimey sariya type pannarennnu
promise pannen :))

I got it from the net :)
I like the proverbs..
en kitta 2 irukku andha maari..

"no one knows if the early bird enjoys
the prey more or the late-comer enjoyed
his sleep more"

"a rolling stone may not gather any mass
but it acquires a lovely sheen :) "
epdee ?
enssoii Soms !!

Adiya said...

ha ha ah rOtl

onnum sollurathuku illa

Bharani said...

LOL...kids edhu sonnalum adhula bayangara meaning iruku :)

Bharani said...

//When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Unknown kid
//...idhu vaasthavamaana pechi...

//If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
//...very true...

Bharani said...

//Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents!
A Penny Saved Is... Not Much//...thamaasu...thamaasu...

Bharani said...

oru small 15 :)

R.Prabhu said...

Great post Ravi!!!

//The first thing I remember doing was to get back home and put tick marks with a red pen on all my notebooks with "Good", "Neat", "V.Good" remarks//

I have done more of it especially putting 10/10 for test notebooks. Good to see the past like this!!!!

Pegasus said...

those are not just quotes... they r words of wisdom.... wow.. i expected 1 post u gave us 2

Sree's Views said...

hey Adiyaa..
I am happy u liked it :)

Sree's Views said...

ayyyoo bharani...
neenga inga 15 pottuteenga..naan idhukku adutha post la en 2 commentoda pottuteengannu ungala thappa kettuten :(
Idhukku ellam 'kumbhi paagam' too much :)

Kuttiskku irukara lollu konjama nanjama :P
adhunga pannara koothu ellam solli maalaadhu :P

thanks for the 15 bharani :)

Sree's Views said...

hello Prabhu ...
Unga comment wrong address kku vandhudichi..but naan adha Ravi avanga blog
la anonymous aa unga peru pottu paste panniten :))

Unintentionalla vandhaalum , vandhamaikku nandree :)

Sree's Views said...

Hello Pegasus ...
yes pearls of wisdom from little pearlets :)

Its such fun getting an interpretation for anything from a child..it is bound to differ , be unique and very humorous...
Looks like they know much more than what we think they would :)

yeah...u asked for 1 post and there are 2 here..
I follow our hero Rajinikanth...
U ask for 1 and he'd give u a 100 :P :))

(that's a movie dialogue ) :))
thanks Pegasus

Pegasus said...

//I follow our hero Rajinikanth...
U ask for 1 and he'd give u a 100 :P //

in north the Beggers use similar words...
"if u donate 1 god will give u a 100"

Sree's Views said...

See..now we all know..
our Rajinikanth is God :)

Syam said...

ROTFL...already padichu irundhaalum...still its nice to read again :-)

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Sree's Views said...

Hello Naatamai..
how are u? Atlas valibaraa irundhu kalachi poyee irupeenga :)
hmm correct neenga sollaradhu..
Indha kuttieskku evvalavu nakkals paarunga :)
see yaa , Nataama :)

Pegasus said...

me speechless.... :(

R.Prabhu said...

Oops sorry about that Sree! Your post about kids quotes is really hilarious and exhibits the innocence the presence of mind of kids. It just reminds me of a short story. Where a wiseman wanted to explain about the concept of God, lit a candle, asked a kid. "Where does this flame come from?". The kid gave a cool reply after blowing out the flame. "It came from where it went"

Nice post Sree!!!

Sree's Views said...

Hey Pegasus...
U r a misfit in our state. :P

Sree's Views said...

hello Prabhu ..
//Oops sorry about that Sree!//
oh idhula ennanga irukku :)
thanks for the kind words...
that little narration abt a kid and God
says so much abt the way of thinking.
A kid's innocent mind can get a clearer
idea of things than minds that may be more
mature but with a lot of clutter :)
thanksnga Prabhu :)

தூயா said...

oh no
some1 took it out frm my diary..hehe dis is hw i used 2 thynk

Sree's Views said...

Hey Thooya..
U must have been one naughty thing :P
always enjoy ur comments :)