Monday, 19 March 2007

Just a Joke :)

Hello Everyone :)
I should'nt be putting this joke here , in my right mind :)
But , So what.....it's just a joke :)
(Ladies !...take it easy paa...! joke dhaaney ;-) )


" A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
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The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the love the Lord, and love kids.
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The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor

and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! "

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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth !

********* //...No chance !!! Not an ounce of truth in it :P
...It's all a funny joke :) Lol :P

27 comments:

Pegasus said...

:)) i won't be surprised if it was true

Sree's Views said...

Hey pegasus...
LOL....What makes you say that? :P
Girls are one easy to please lot :P LOL
I have added a comment to u in the 'Tatkal' post :)
Thanks :))

Pegasus said...

i once offered to buy my girl a dress.
4 hours and 10 shops later I realized
that all she wanted was fabric from shop 1, a shade from shop2, design from shop 4, fitting from shop 5, and beads from shop 6.

yups but I agree to your statement... that girls are easy to please predictable creatures....

Sat said...

hey
i agree with u on the point that not one of what was said in the post was true....c'mon there's no such man as in the 5th or 6th floor :P
BTW, where is this shop ;)

balar said...

Very nice joke Sree !!!!!! :) :) : )

Sree's Views said...

Pegasus...
//.....fitting from shop 5, and beads from shop 6.// :))
Hey Pal...its all part of the fun !!
I am sure u r not complaining abt the 4 hrs :P Lol

//that girls are easy to please predictable creatures...//
Talk abt a back-handed compliment and this one takes the cake ! ;-)
hmm..'predictable creatures'...really ? :P

Sree's Views said...

Hey Sat..
Welcome here !
I am still lingering in the 4th floor,Sat Lol
Thanks for the info about the 5th and the 6th ones ;)

//where is this shop ;)//
where else but in dreamland :P
(do u think there are entreprenuers who wld risk stocking such slow-moving ,
high-maintenance items ) :))

Thanks for visiting , Sat !

Sree's Views said...

Vaanga Bala vaanga vaanga ...
//Very nice joke Sree !!!!!! :) :) : ) //
En solla maateenga :p
Sondha selavula sooniyam vechikitta moonu vaati enna muppadhu vaati kooda 'very nice very nice' nnu sirikka maateenga :P
Sari...edho ennala mudinjadhu..nalla siringa :))

Pegasus said...

@sree...
you just listed the 6 qualities that a girl looks for.... if you prove it to her that you have them (which need not be the reality) she is all yours.
;)

Pegasus said...

@sree
//(do u think there are entreprenuers who wld risk stocking such slow-moving ,
high-maintenance items ) :))//

u kidding.... matrimony and match making is one of the largest Indian industry.... just go and order a catalog from shadi.com

Sree's Views said...

Hey Pegasus....
//....(which need not be the reality) she is all yours//

and when she comes to know the reality :) ...God help u !!! :))

//...matrimony and match making ..//
Well..this is done on a
'as is..where is' basis ,rt ? ;-)
Having show rooms or warehouses is a different story :P
(Anyways , the 'slow-moving' part is true ,is'nt it .. even in shaadhi.com? )
:))

Pegasus said...

\\'as is..where is' basis ,rt ? ;-)\\
wow never thought it that way. :))

instead of physical warehouse.... u now u have a digital display.

\\ the 'slow-moving' part is true\\
ya indians should get divorced more often.

Sree's Views said...

Pegasus...
//u now u have a digital display//
maintenance free is'nt it..atleast from the vendor's part :))

//ya indians should get divorced more often//
How wld that help the situation ?
The guy is back in circulation...ya..but
hardly do we see the lady back in the market...hey..that would worsen the situation even more :P :))
Agreed ? :P

Pegasus said...

//How wld that help the situation ?//
if people are getting married thrice as often.. the market size expands. and ur grooms will be put on display for less amount of time.

//Agreed ? :P//
its not a debate.. its a competition about "who can be more ridiculous"

Sree's Views said...

Pegasus
//..and ur grooms will be put on display for less amount of time.//

..Oh..you mean the ones with no takers are taken off the shelf ? ;-)

//..its a competition about "who can be more ridiculous"..//
nevertheless I am having a good time :)) Irresistable topic :P lol

Pegasus said...

when r u planning to pick someone from the self?

Sree's Views said...

Pegasus...
hmmm....dont think picking from a shelf is my style...
maybe 'pick your own berries' kind is more like it ! :P
You see...they are fresher...better choice...the process of picking itself is fun ...found in natural habitat and ofcourse ,comes a lot less expensive :))

Pegasus said...

ya i guess it makes sense to forage for fresh food rather then rely on canned items.
best of luck for your quest...
all that is coming to my mind at this time is "shabri ke Ber" (a story from ramanya_

Syam said...

konjam...illa illa rombave palasu...still its a nice to read kind anytime...:-)

Sree's Views said...

Pegasus...
//best of luck for your quest...//
Thank you !
Maybe I shd take a 'shabari' with me when I go 'berry picking' next time :P...Afterall two minds are better than one ;-)

Sree's Views said...

Hello Syam...
Ammam naan ungala oru vishayam kekanumnu ninaichen....
Aani pudungura edathila ungala ennannu koopiduvaanga ? 'Syam' nnu koopitta respond aaveengala...
illa 'Naatamai' nnu koopittadhaan respond aaveengala ;-)
Illa endha blog kku ponaalum unga 'pugazh' dhaan paadaraanga....
adhaan ketten :P

Coming to this post...ayaa..matter dhaangaa romba pazhasu...kadai pudhusu and vandhirikira stock latestnnu sonnaanga. Adhaan oru visit adichom :P

Sundar Narayanan said...

that was really funny!

:)

Sree's Views said...

Hello Sundar Narayanan Sir,
Welcome here and I am glad you found it funny... :)
Picture la kutties romba cuteaa irukaanga..avanga per ennanga ?
:)

Jeevan said...

Its really a just funny joke:)

No Sree Dachu din't come this weekend:( i don't hope she would come again soon... she will be preparing for LKG exam, can expect her in holidays in April, may. let me bring some to play with her.

Sree's Views said...

Thanks Jeeva....
Oh ! She is preparing for LKG exams...my , my education has become a serious thing these days...just pass on my good wishes to her...
I saw thooya's blog and the meaning of your name..pretty good assessment !

Adiya said...

ha ha its not a joke. its a fact and our old concept too.

Suyamwaram dhaan solluran!!!!
namma sita vey nalla bow theruinja person aa dhaan choose pannunainga.

ippo lots of categories may be :)

Sree's Views said...

Hey Adiya....
Vaanga Vaanga :)
you are right..ippo lots of categories and along with it lots of confusions :)
Aana Appo kooda Suyamwaram la avangala pathi enna theriyum ,illa ?
Oru velai ellar pathiyum munnadiye nice aa therinji vechi irupaangalo !!
Appo ellam vevaramaana aalungala thaan irundhaanga :P
Thanks for ur comment , Adiya !