Friday, 9 March 2007

Regional views

Hey I got this as a forward..the second half was the reply of my friend :)
Just a light joke...nothing to hurt anyone :)

This is what I got from a Telugu friend...

What it means to have a TAMIL GIRL friend

Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras /Anna University.
Her father starts every conversation with " I say..."
She shudders if you use four letter words.
She shudders when you eat eggs.
She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided.
She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.
Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined.
When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself. (That is baaad!)
For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.
She thinks Arvind Swami is the sexiest man alive.
Her favorite cricketer is Kris Srikanth.
Her favorite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snack like Chat (pronounced like the slang for ‘conversation’)
She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.
She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.
You have to give her jewels, though she has already got plenty of it.
She is more educated than you.
Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.
And he is probably right.
Note: Sorry Tamil friends


I countered it by this...below... : -) hope you enjoy..

What it means to have a UGULET GIRL friend

Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study Engineering or for not having a fake certificate which others can easily identify...
Her father starts every conversation with Dowry??... Is he a Brinjal vendor..?
She shudders if you use FIVE (DOWRY) letter words.
She hates you when you don’t eat GONGURA...and all pickles her mom has given from a 3 yrs back India trip...
She has a capability of turning anything into a pickle…even paper... Andhra style... :-) Your fate to eat it...
She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided not to make, feel her husband admire...but to offer to Tirupathi god.
She uses the word 'Bagundhi' as a standard adjective for anything even to praise you... so no value.
She breaks her first name and keeps a nick name; her last name is usually being horrible to pronounce…everyone confuses which one to use.
When she mixes milk and rice you don’t realize that it would also be like a fire hot...so spicy...Unless u taste it and go to hospital she might have used white chillis. (That is chaala baaad!).
For weddings, she doesn’t sport a mini jasmine garden on her head because she knows well that her hair is going to TIRUPATHI so why jasmine flowers wastely? Correct na…?? and wears basic cotton sari in the Guntur and save something to her dad because of dowry expenses.
She thinks Chiranjeevi and Venkatesh are the sexiest men alive. Otherwise, she knows only about Tamil heroes and movies because approx...200% Tamil movies are dubbed or remade in Telugu rgt?
Her favorite cricketer is Tendulkar...because there is no one from Guntur.
She bores you by telling you how to save $... while sleeping...too… trying to save snore? Lol.
You have to give her American life, Lexus, Acura MDX, Blackberry & always update with...Luxury stuff...so that she will balance the jewels and houses her father gave you..
But she rarely likes to buy those cars...and owns an obsolete Corolla...for her entire US life...
She is rarely educated...knows how to be a best kanjoo in the world...
Her father thinks she is much smarter than You( my telugu friend)...and he is correct... :-)

19 comments:

Pegasus said...

i love this post... one of the best ways of starting a day.

Sree's Views said...

Hey pegasus..
Not sure if u really mean it...
Anyways its in light vein :)

Sree's Views said...

Hey Pegasus..
Now I know u mean it..just visited ur blog...
but where's the next half?

balar said...

ஹா!ஹா!ஹா!ஹா!ஹா!.....
சபாஷ் சரியான போட்டி!....
:):):)

Pegasus said...

the stated reason is to give a snippet of the post and give a back link so that curious visitors can visitors ur blog to get the complete picture...
PS: your fan following is increasing... visit http://viveksblog.com/blog/index.php

Sree's Views said...

Thank You Pegasus...!
and please check my latest comment in your 'what amts to adultery' post..
:)

Sree's Views said...

Balar enna pottee..pottee ye illai..tamil girls dhaan 'soooper' :P

Anonymous said...

Interesting how the stereotypes play out. For instance if I had to write a piece of what North Indians know or think they know about South Indians, I'd probably have come up with most of what you wrote! Most northies are just stumped when they get to Bangalore or Hyderabad that they don't necessarily speak Tamil out there.. hey aren't these guys madrasis, they're supposed to be oily haired dark skinned short vegetarians and supposed to speak tamil!
So you have a telugu girlfriend? Do tell, did you ever refer to her as a madrasi :)

Nilakkaalam said...

Hahahahahaha..
very nice post!
:-):-)

Pegasus said...

hey people r requesting to expand ur views to norhties also.

Sree's Views said...

I have no respect for Anons...

Sree's Views said...

Pegasus...I wonder how I missed these comments..
anyways...I just know one Northie...what can I write ?

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