Saturday, 10 March 2007

Mind Your Language :)

Got this by mail from a friend.......

How does an English professor speak English

1.Don't dare to talk in front of my back!

2.Both of you three get out of the class!

3.Why are you so late… say yes or no!

4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! [Best one!!!]

5.I have two daughters. Both of them are girls!!

6.All of u stand in a straight circle

7.Quite… the principal just passed away...

8.Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I am here.

Just for laughs :)

13 comments:

ada-paavi!!!! said...

idhu english prof or not i don know,but i kow this sounds like Jeppiar

Anonymous said...

Hello Vatsan..
Jeppiar pathi innoru joke..
When Jeppiar and his friends were travelling in a car a herd of sheep was crossing the road..
He yelled at the driver
"Be careful paa...Mutton is crossing the road"
:)

Sree's Views said...

Anon naandhaan...mistake !

balar said...

Good one Sree.

Sree's Views said...

Thanks Balar !

Adiya said...

:)
ha ha

wait a minute for 5 minute :)

Sree's Views said...

Hey Aditya....
Ippo tamil...
"Pal vizhundhadhu"..ilakanam kooru?
"Eeru ketta edhirmarai peyar echam"
"epdee correct aa sonna?"
"hee hee..eeru ketta dhaney pallu vizhum"
"sutham! sari 2*2*2 enna?"
"tutudooo"
"enna vittudooo"
:)
Enjoy !

Voracious Blog Reader said...

Hi Shree,

The 8th one liner was great. Never heard it before.

@ ada-paavi

//but i kow this sounds like Jeppiar//

ROTFL

Voracious Blog Reader

Sree's Views said...

Hey V...
Welcome Back!!!
Was missing your presence here :)
Liked the 8th one eh?
Have you had a chance to watch
'Mind Your Language' series ?

Syam said...

ROTFL :-)

//Be careful paa...Mutton is crossing the road//

//tutudoo//

ithu rendum top-u :-)

Sree's Views said...

Syam....
Vaanga vaanga.....
unga commentse romba nalla irukkum..(seen in Srikanth's ,Ammanchi's,Arun's etc
blogs...) !
Thanks for your comment !

Jeevan said...

hahaha... Its so funny, the last one was superb!

Pink rose said...

lol...................